Knock Knock Jokes.
The alphabet of knock knocks jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew all her money in the bank.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Abba!
Abba who?
Abba’out turns! Quick march.
Knock knock
Who’s tere!
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your bithday.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking at your door alll morning.
Knock knock
who’s there!
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Carol!
Carol who?
Carol goes if you put the key in the ignition.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says i need a tooth out.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Dick!
Dick who?
Dick the potatoes out of the ground.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Egburt!
Egburt who?
Egburt no bacon please.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some pocket money please.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Fax!
Fax who?
Fax you very much.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis next to Germany.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Gary!
Gary who?
Gary on smiling.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Gina!
Gina who?
Gina you don’t recognise me.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Haden!
Haden who?
Haden in the bushes.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today gone tomorrow
knock knock
who’s there!
I-8!
I-8 who?
I-8 lunch already is it dinner time.
knock knock
who’s there!
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for breakfast.
Knock knock
Who’s there!
Joanna!
Joanna who?
Joanna a big kiss
.Knock knock
Who’s there!
Karen!
Karen who?
Karen of the crop.
Knock knock
who’s there!
keyboard!
keyboard who?
keyboard today won’t work.
knock knock
who’s there!
Lava!
Lava who?
Lava cup of tea.
knock knock
who’s there!
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer.
knock knock
who’s there!
Lucy!
Lucy who?
Lucy lastic can be embarrasing.
knock knock
who’s there!
Major!
Major who
Major answer didn’t i.
knock knock
who’s there!
Matt!
Matt who?
Matt as a hatter.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey key won’t fit.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Nancy!
Nancy!
Nancy a biscuit.
knock knock
who’s there!
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma i have my key.
knock knock
who’s there!
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia leaves me alone.
knock knock
who’s there!
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze been sleeping in my bed.
knock knock
who’s there!
pea!
pea who?
Pea nuts are Monkey’s favorite treat.
knock knock
who’s there!
Paine!
Paine who?
Paine in the neck.
knock knock
who’s there!
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec at the end of the line.
knock knock
who’s there!
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle.
knock knock
who’s there!
Ray!
Ray who?
Ray drops keep falling on my head.
knock knock
who’s there!
rhado!
Rhoda who?
rows row Rhoda boat.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door i just got a splinter.
knock knock
who’s there!
Spell!
Spell who?
Spelling test.
knock knock
who’s there!
Tree!
Tree who?
Tree surgeon.
knock knock
who’s there!
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby that is the question
knock knock
who’s there!
U – 8!
U – 8 who?
U– 8 my lunch.
knock knock
who’s there!
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah told me to mend the fence.
knock knock
who’s there!
Vera!
Vera who?
Vera all the flowers gone.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Visa!
Visa who?
Visa the ones you want.
knock knock
who’s there!
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter a minute while i tie my shoe laces.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Wheel barrow!
Wheelbarrow who?
Wheel barrow all your money.
knock knock
Who’s there?
X
X! who?
X-tremely pleased to see you.
knock knock
who’s there!
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier your money for a rainy day.
knock knock
who’s there!
Yuri!
Yuri who?
Yuri great friend.
knock knock
who’s there!
You can!
You can who?
You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink.
knock knock
who’s there!
Zaire!
Zaire who?
Zaire is polluted.
knock knock
who’s there!
Zippidy!
Zippidy who?
Zippidy Doodah Zippideeay..
More Funny Jokes It’s a Cracker
Where do sheep go on holiday?
Baaaahcelona!
Why did the robber take a bath with him?
To get a clean getaway!
I used to like tractors, but i don’t anymore. what am i?
Ans: an extractor fan!
Why did the biscuit cry?
Ans: `because is mum was a wafer to long.
What is an exam marker’s favourite game?
Ans: naughts and crosses!
What washes up on very small beaches?
Ans: microwaves!
Moore funny jokes it’s a cracker
Where do sheep go on holiday?
Ans; Baaah-celona!
Why did the robber take a bath with him?
Ans: to get a clean getaway!
I used to like tractors, but i don’t anymore. What am i?
Ans: an extractor fan!
Why did the biscuit cry?
Ans: because his mum was a wafer too long!
What is an exam marker’s favourite game?
Ans: naughts and crosses!
What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves!
What do you call a man with a spade?
Ans: Doug.
What do you call a man who’s lost his spade?
Ans: Douglas.
How did you find your steak sir?
Ans: quite easily – i moved the chip aside and there it was.
What is grey and lights up at night?
Ans: an electric elephant.
What did tee golf ball say to the golf club?
Ans: come up and tee me sometime.
What does a bee wear wen it goes jogging?
Ans: a swarm up suit.
Why did a farmer call is horse blacksmith?
Ans he kept making a bolt for the door.
What do vampire doctors say?
Ans: next please.
Why are adults always complaining?
Ans: because tey are goan ups.
What is round and bad tempered?
Ans: a vicious circle.
Why is the school football pitch always so soggy?
Ans: because the players are always dribbling.
What type of car does a lady in a pantomime drive?
Ans: a dame-leer.
What race involves tee whole world?
Ans: the human race.
What sort of coffee does Dracula drink?
Ans: de-coffin-ated.
how many weeks belong to the year?
ans: 46.the others are lent.
why can’t cars play football?
because they only have one boot each.
what does father chistmas give his reindeer on cold mornings?
ans: santa freeze.
how do you make a band stand?
ans: take tere chairs away.
Harry I don’t think my woodwork teacher likes me much?
Steve: what makes you think that?
Barry: he’s teaching me to make a coffin.
She stood on the bridge at midnight.
Her lips were all a-quiver.
She gave a cough her leg fell o,
and it floated down the river.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Ans: frostbite.
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Ans: because he was the only one with drum sticks.
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Ans: because they know all the sort cuts.
What do you get if you cross a witch with an ice cube?
Ans: a cold spell.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
